if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
