Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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