I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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