Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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