last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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