Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
it's like heaven, but drunker
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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