Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We have started to decorate penises.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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