marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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