Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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