the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
