Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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