Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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