she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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