Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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