but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
