whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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