I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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