ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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