Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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