My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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