she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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