two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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