Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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