Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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