Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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