So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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