so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
