I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm getting married
To pizza
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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