Banned from zoo.
Again?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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