Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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