I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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