She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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