So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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