Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He passed out mid-signature
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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