NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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