? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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