Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
