oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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