I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize