Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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