I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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