My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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