so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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