just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
