it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Me too!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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