It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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