Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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