at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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