I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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