Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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