but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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