Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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