Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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