He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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