THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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