"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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